This satirical piece is part of the myth of consultancy, when really what consultants hope to bring is clarity.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Deregulation of the chicken’s side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market.
The Consultant, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation PRocesses. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM) The Consultant helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge capital and experiences to align the chicken’s people, PRocesses and technology in support of its overall strategy within a PRogram Management framework.
The Consultant convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with focus groups with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterPRise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median PRocesses.
The meeting was held in a park like setting enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken’s mission, vision, and core values.
This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution. The Consultant helped the chicken change to become more successful…
However, at charitycheckup we speak plain english and look to help you align your values with your aims and objectives. In other words to get where you want to be when you aren’t there now. So you can decode buzz words like Knowledge Capital or Synergy .
Get in touch if you’d like to talk about your charity in plain english; your strategy, whether for IT or the charity’s next 5 years, or you would like to understand how a leadership qualities framework could help you