A consultant explains – Why did the chicken cross the road…?

This satirical piece is part of the myth of consultancy, when really what consultants hope to bring is clarity.

Why did the cross the road?

Deregulation of the ’s side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market.

The Consultant, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the by rethinking its physical distribution and implementation ocesses. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM) The Consultant helped the use its skills, methodologies, knowledge capital and experiences to align the ’s people, ocesses and technology in support of its overall within a ogram Management framework.

The Consultant convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best s along with focus groups with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median ocesses.

The meeting was held in a park like setting enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the ’s mission, vision, and core .

This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution. The Consultant helped the change to become more successful…

However, at checkup we speak plain english and look to help you align your with your aims and objectives. In other words to get where you want to be when you aren’t there now. So you can decode buzz words like Knowledge Capital or Synergy .

Get in touch if you’d like to talk about your in plain english;  your , whether for IT or the ’s next 5 years, or you would like to understand how a qualities framework could help you

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